Jose Fernandez is a Cuban priest who visits the Craggy Island Parochial House.


During a storm one night, he, Ted and Dougal are playing a game of 'Cluedo' (which lasts hours since no-one dealt the cards) and Ted mentions that Bishop Brennan has a son in America, which has caused quite a scandal within the Church.

The following day as he is leaving, Fernandez gives Dougal and Ted tokens of his appreciation for letting him stay - a VCR and a Cuban fertility statue - before speeding off in his Porsche.