Michael Cocheese is the owner of the local cinema on Craggy Island.
He usually lets Ted and Dougal get in cheaper. He has a strong dislike of Bishop Brennan, usually referring to him as "that gobshite".
When they show up to protest against the film The Passion of Saint Tibulus on Bishop Brennan's orders, Michael is surprised to see them and they later learn that their protest has unintentionally caused the film to become the most successful ever screened on the island.
He was portrayed by Irish actor Jon Kenny.